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11/04/02 Capital Crimes My views toward the death penalty have changed considerably over the past year or so. DNA evidence and other advances in forensic science has proven convicts innocent, many years if not entire lives have been wasted - how do you reconcile a mistake of such magnitude? Regardless, there are still a few crimes where I whole-heartedly support the death penalty, and probably shall until my dying day.
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If you stop on a crowded staircase to tell your friend,
"You'll never guess what __________ told me," the
person behind you has the 2) Likewise, if you stop immediately after entering or exiting the El or subway you should be forced to strip naked and dance on the third rail for the entertainment of those who have lost part of their lives because you were so self-involved you couldn't take three more steps before digging in your purse/backpack for that lost lint covered Life-Saver. Furthermore, if you haven't slipped and fried yourself during the next 10 minutes, the driver of the next train will not be held responsible for greasing the tracks with your egocentric ass. There are more - I'm sure of it. I'll add them as they come to me, and as always, feel free to add your own.
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