Welcome to the Hotel Illness

First up, in an attempt to match her success last year, NerdyGirl is planning on writing yet another 50,000 word novel in 30 days. She says her strategy includes lots of "rum & cokes," and "a karaoke bar." When pressed for details, her face became shrouded in veil of seriousness and wonderment before stating quite simply, "Contractions no longer exist."

From the Fascinating Medical Breakthrough file, Da Goddess brings us this late-breaking story about the benefits of ogling breastesesesss. Dr. Karen Weatherby has conducted a five year study in which she discovered that 10 minutes of staring at a woman's gems is equal to spending 30 minutes in the gym.

In House and Home news, Dawn has moved to a "Deluxe Apartment in the sky," and apparently is quite smitten with her new abode. What does such a prime piece of Blogsmos real estate costs? Dawn says with a smile, "I will baby-sit her [landlord's] children, I will worship the ground she walks on" [. . .] and she " will be getting monthly tongue baths from me."

Last, but not least, Hoopty brings us a touching piece which manages to straddle that vague line separating The Sports Report from The Literature Review. Wherever you decide to stick it, those of us here at the Floppy Copy guarantee it will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy in all your private (or not so private, as the case may be) places.

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