Luke, your not even warm!

1/27/03 @ 10:19 AM

I take showers that leave me looking like I just stepped out of Silkwood, partly because I'm a masochist that way, and partly because I just can't stand the cold.  A showering experience is not a success unless I come out glowing with the radiance of first degree burns.   The lobster look is what I'm going for here.
So imagine my trepidation this morning when I cranked the faucet to its rightful setting of 'Boil,' and was greeted by the most tepid of waters.  And that, it would seem, is the tone for the day- tepid.