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01/13/03

It's Monday and it's insanely cold . . .   

12:15 AM

. . . and classes start today, and I'm still not completely registered, and I can't get a U-Pass until I get a complete schedule, and did I mention it's f-f-f-friggin' f-f-f-f-freezing?.  In ignominy of this insipid 13th day of January, I am declaring it 'Humorless Monday'.  Yes indeed, there will be no humor today.  None.  

There will be no stories of ducks walking into bars, no visuals of people slipping on banana peels.  No blonde jokes, bits of late night monologues, elephant jokes, nor any other kind of animal jokes.  There will not even be any political humor.  This, is a very grave day.   

Mr. Penn, in his infinite wisdom, anticipated the forthcoming of Humorless Monday and cracked all his jokes to Larry King on Saturday. (link via Sine Qua Non Pundit)

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