His-'ter-ê-a
3/17/03 @ 9:33 AMnoun - From Greek hysterikos, from hystera womb; from the Greek notion that hysteria was peculiar to women and caused by disturbances of the uterus 1: a psychoneurosis marked by emotional excitability and disturbances of the sensory, vasomotor, and visceral functions 2: behavior exhibiting overwhelming or unmanageable fear or emotional excess
She informed the Imam who ordered the vegetable
to be kept in a mosque for offering prayers.
AND
They say that on 28 January at 4pm they were about
to club the carp on the head when it began yelling.
I mean, really. A carp? You've got to be kidding. Any fisherman worth his or her tackle knows carp are the lowest bottom-feeders around. They make catfish look like aquatic royalty fer cryin' out loud.
Taking the semiotics a bit far here, don't you think? I implore you, please.
Get
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Grip